Enough for a banana sandwich

Ya know, just grocery shopping before the big shopping extravanganza hits. At the grocery store, I picked up a bunch of bananas.

Amanda: "Hey Dad, is one enough?"

Dad: "No, grab 4 more"

*Amanda picks up 4 more bunches of bananas*

...Later at the checkout

Dad: "Those aren't all our bananas"

Amanda: "Yes they are"

Dad: "I said 4 more bananas, not 4 more BUNCHES of bananas"

The end result, my friends, 28 bananas. Oops.

Separation

Okay- so we are all afraid of being alone. Whether you admit it or not, everyone has that feeling once in their lives. But for most of us, more than once.
This is not personal but... I just do not understand why people have to be with their significant other every single day. I just do not understand. And it's not like I haven't been in love and wanted to see someone every single day but... I just didn't. To me, that is what marriage is for. Marriage means that person is your very best friend, your companion, is their for you, your support- 100%.
But... if you're dating- I don't see the point. There are so many other things... and other people in your life. When I was with someone this past summer, I saw him all the time, he was 2 minutes away from my work. But, it was not everyday and trust me, I was at work everyday. I made sure that I was with my friends that I didn't get to see all the time. I can remember him getting upset that I went out with my friends when he had assumed that we would be hanging out... And, it just threw me off because... These are my friends.
Right now- They are my 100%

"Buddy"

There is no other person on this entire planet that frustrates me as much as you do.
Seriously, you are such an idiot... You are so rude to everyone. Me and my friends so as I delete you out of my life, you get all "sensitive". You're an ass to me, why would I want to talk to you?
I'm not like all the other girls, I'm not going to just sit here and let you push me around. And it makes me laugh that you honestly thought that I would.
I can't even believe that you got all defensive when I called irritating, you're still undecided about if you like me or not.

Boys are such idiots.

S.H. (Thanks Gossip Girl)- Leave me alone "buddy". Oh and fuck you.

A bunch of crap.

Couples... Right now I hate them.
And maybe it's because I'm jealous
And maybe not...
But right now, I hate them.
Or as Loosa would say, "dislike"
I don't know why today but... I just don't think it's fair.
There are people out there that are in love with each other and they deserve it. There are also people out there who think they love each other but know that they don't. Yet, they stay together so that they won't be alone. And it's not fair, it's not fair because everyone deserves someone to be in love with. There are so many people patiently waiting for the "right" person. And we will wait because we won't settle for anything less, we shouldn't. Yet you do.

It's not fair because time always wins. Time is going to win this race and we're all gunna lose.